For crimes against human dignity and eardrums everywhere, the following songs will not be played at our wedding reception:
YMCA by the Village People
Sure, it's fun to do the hand signs, and, yes, I do have a YMCA basketball championship ring. But, this song is just plain creepy.
All My Exes Live in Texas by George Strait
No explanation is needed here.
All Line Dancing Songs
My grandfather is a dancing purist, and he does not like line dancing one bit. Neither do I.
Not Gonna Happen.
The Chicken Dance by Various
I assure you. That is not how we dance.