It's crunch time. Americans around the country now have an opportunity to make their voices heard. Will they pile into planes, trains, or automobiles? Will they journey to the heart of Texas for the weekend of September 16th?
Will Shannon's multi-color predictive spreadsheet have forecast the correct number of attendees for the wedding? Just how many hand-passed goat cheese tarts are we going to need?
Only you, our aunts, uncles, friends, parents, grandparents, coworkers, and other loved ones can answer that question.
So, please, whether it be twinged with regret or exuberant with affirmation, let your voice be heard! Don't fall prey to intimidation, butterfly wedding invitations, or hanging chads.
Rise up! Take what is yours! No response cards, no peace! Attendee counts by whatever means necessary!
Respondez Si Vous Plait!