That category of car doesn't even apply to me.
Look at that poor sap driving a mini-van. Mommies and Daddies are such suckers. I'm too cool for that business.
I'd sooner walk than drive one of those. Can't I just get a Suburban? I'm so afraid. I'm still young, right! How old do you think I really am. Really?
4. Acceptance: Maybe a minivan is the right tool for the job. They are pretty fuel-efficient and comfortable. What have I become?
5. Minivan Driving: "Be quiet and watch your movie! Don't throw your cheerios!"