We will be departing on an action-packed sailing of the Carnival Conquest in a balcony suite. We leave on the Sunday after the wedding, so please don't let us drink too much champagne.
Ports of call include Montego Bay, Jamaica, the Cayman Islands, and Cozumel, Mexico.
- Having a cold 'girlie' drink with a name like Bahama Mama, Goombay Smash, or Caribbean Breeze
- Flirting with serious sunburn but emerging merely lightly browned/pinked
- Not competing in the "Hairy Chest Contest" at the pool deck
- Definitely trying to compete in the Newlywed Game show on board
- Sleeping my rear off on the balcony with the ocean below
- Getting my hair braided in Jamaica. lol.
So, like, I pay you a lot of money to do THIS to me, Mon?