Saturday, July 15, 2006

Honeymoon: Bodacious

The Honeymoon:
We will be departing on an action-packed sailing of the Carnival Conquest in a balcony suite. We leave on the Sunday after the wedding, so please don't let us drink too much champagne.

Itenerary:
Ports of call include Montego Bay, Jamaica, the Cayman Islands, and Cozumel, Mexico.

Planned Activities:
  • Having a cold 'girlie' drink with a name like Bahama Mama, Goombay Smash, or Caribbean Breeze
  • Flirting with serious sunburn but emerging merely lightly browned/pinked
  • Not competing in the "Hairy Chest Contest" at the pool deck
  • Definitely trying to compete in the Newlywed Game show on board
  • Sleeping my rear off on the balcony with the ocean below
  • Getting my hair braided in Jamaica. lol.




























So, like, I pay you a lot of money to do THIS to me, Mon?

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